This is your month Dude! You need to grab that special girl and give her the business. If she says "no" try again next month.

You Bastard! Pay your GODDAMN BILLS! No one likes a dead beat. I know you know what I mean.

You suck. Seriously dude, get your shit together. People are starting to think you're dumb.

Nice Job Kid! You got the tits to take you to the top!

Don't be such a pussy! Go ask for more money. You know you're worth it!

Dude, it's time to cut back on the friends. They're weighing you down with the drama.

Your family is still pissed, but fuck em! They're family!

You're not as cool as you think you are. Tone it down a hair and you may get some.

You're the shit. Look at you, you bastard! you'll get some leg this month for sure!

You better see the Doc this month. I don't think that shit is gonna go away with Dial soap.

Quit telling everyone about who was a Sag. No one cares but yourself.

You had a hell of time making that call. Now sack up and do what you need to do. Bitch.