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STINKIN’ DRINK OF THE WEEK

THE PUKER

Skyla shared this one with us when he got back from the road. It seems that in some parts of this fair country, you guys are doing some sick ass shit. Take One part Milk and and One part Lard. Yes, Lard. Warm these two nasty units in a sauce pan, then poor in a tall glass. If you reach the bottom of the glass, well, you'll puke. Stay tuned for more tasty cocktails to impress your dates and friends!

NIGHT TRAIN

Look Y’all, we need to get back to the classics. So get down to your local Ralph’s and ask them to order you some Night Train. You may even be able to find it at some of the stores next to the check cashing places. Anyways, the Night Train will cure what ails you. This shit is like liquid PCP. You’ll certainly score some points when you show up to your in-laws with the Night Train. You may even get to bang your mother in law if she drinks enough.

PAST STINKIN’ DRINKS OF THE WEEK

SATAN’S WHISKERS

  • 3/4 oz. Gin
  • 3/4 oz. dry Vermouth
  • 3/4 oz. sweet Vermouth
  • 1/2 oz. OJ (NOT the uxoricide [wife-killer])
  • 1/2 oz. Gran Marnier
  • 1 dash Orange Bitters
Shake with cracked ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. As always, you can substitute Kool-Aid or Vodka for any of the above.

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